7 old drunken Recipes

water, honey, fernet branca or anisette liqueur, fresh lemon juice, salt, fresh figs, quartered, butter, brown sugar, old-fashioned rolled oats, pine nuts, toasted, freshly ground black pepper, salt, mascarpone cheese

eggs, egg yolks, sugar, divided, cinnamon, half-and-half, almond flavored liqueur, divided, day-old plain croissants , about 3 oz each, cut into 2 1/2 inch pieces or 12 dinner rolls (2 1/2 inch) or 12 cups bread, about, sliced almonds, butter, powdered sugar, cream (optional)

lager style beer (recommended : budweiser), water, apple cider vinegar, onions, quartered, garlic clove, smashed, neelys seasoning rub , plus more for garnish, recipe follows, crab boil seasoning (recommended : old bay), bay leaves, whole peppercorns, lemon, quartered, hot sauce, shrimp, peeled and deveined, lemon wedges, for garnish, bbq cocktail sauce, for garnish , recipe follows, paprika, sugar, onion powder, neelys barbecue sauce , recipe follows, prepared horseradish, ketchup, lemon, juiced, hot sauce, ketchup, water, apple cider vinegar, light brown sugar, sugar, fresh ground black pepper, onion powder, ground mustard, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce

beer (or 12 oz cans), cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp, in shell large, garlic, pressed (or garlic powder, to taste), creole seasoning (use cajun foreplay if possible ), dinosaur bbq seafood cocktail sauce (for serving)

turkey (>22 lb), old expensive whiskey, olive oil, marjoram, aromatic vegetables , scraps (carrots, onions, celery, etc.), flour