9 me do it Recipes

Devil made me do it chocolate cake, Duncan hines devil s food cake mix or brand of choice 1 large banana sliced, Cool whip lite whipped topping thawed chocolate curls optional, Lite cherry pie filling

Hard-boiled eggs (peeled and rinsed ), Sweet pickle relish (optional), Shredded cheddar cheese, Prepared mustard, White sugar, Mayonnaise, Bacon (cooked crisp and crumbled), Salt and pepper, Paprika

I asked the chef a few questions that are important to me., Why does a cheesecake shrink or reduce it s size, Because it s overcooked or the oven was too hot., What effect has the butter in a cheesecake as i see some of the recipes we saw call for butter., Texture , they are cremier., Some cheesecakes call for flour or cornstarch which is better, Purists or cheesecake gurus never use flour or cornstarch but it makes a difference in consistency, and by flavor she advises to use, Cornstarch , also they bake better., Which is better to use , sour cream or whipping cream, It all depends on the quantity of grease the product has , but most of the recipes ask for sour cream., What size do you recomend the molds, Movable base , 22 or 24 cm diameter and 9 cm. height., When you add chocolate or butter to the mix it has to be warm., If you want to freeze a cheesecake, do it with the mold, so that it keeps the size and form.

Pillsbury yellow cake mix, Cream cheese, softened, Instant jello vanilla pudding mix, Crushed pineapple (do not drain), Sour cream, Vegetable oil, Granulated sugar, Eggs, Vanilla, Crushed pecans (optional)

Christmas with louise, As a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., What they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., Year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, During rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., On christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., Next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., My grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., Boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., My grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., Dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., It was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

Hard-cooked eggs, peeled, cut in half , and yolks mashed in a bowl, Mayonnaise, Dijon mustard, Caribbean-style habanero sauce , plus more for garnish if desired, Curry powder, Garlic powder, Salt, Black pepper

Chopped onion, Garlic cloves, Fresh ginger, minced, Stalks celery, cut 1/4 inch thick, Parsnips, peeled and cut into 1/4 inch thick coins, Carrots, peeled and cut into 1/4 inch thick coins, Butternut squash, cubed in 3/4 to 1 inch pieces, Potatoes, peeled and cubed in 3/4 to 1 inch pieces, Tomatoes and green chilies, Tomato sauce, Chicken broth, Curry powder, Garam masala, Cayenne pepper, Salt and pepper, Lean ground turkey (do not use regular ground turkey as it will be far too oily) or 3/4 lb ground turkey breast (do not use regular ground turkey as it will be far too oily), Sun-dried tomatoes, finely diced, Garlic clove, minced, Garam masala, Oats (coarse chopped or ground )