10 go drink Recipes

makes 2 servings: crystal light sunrise classic orange drink mix (1 on the go packet or 1/4 of an 8-serving tub), mango chunks (fresh or frozen )

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

coconut water, acai pulp, powdered, elderberry, powder, stevia, lime , juice of

peeled banana, cut into 4, from the freezer, milk, honey, malted instant chocolate drink mix (recommended -- ovaltine), strong coffee or 1/2 tsp instant espresso powder

on the go stick packet orange drink mix (recipe uses on the go crystal light sunrise orange drink mix), mango

frozen unsweetened strawberries, unsweetened frozen blueberries, crystal light orange drink mix (classic orange sunrise flavor, half an on the go packet or 1/8th of a tub), no-calorie artificial sweetener

crystal light on the go powdered drink mix (or low cal drink mix of your choice), vodka (flavored if desired), ice cubes

tequila, diet 7-up (or another diet lemon-lime soda , my choice would be ginger ale), fresh lime juice, crystal light powdered drink mix (crystal light on the go immunity cherry pomegranate), ice cube (for serving)