15 cost Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

pitted green olives, pitted black olives, pitted kalamata olives (all in vinegar brine and olive oil, reserve brine !, i use krinos brand, cost, $3.59/16oz. jar), fresh oregano, chopped, garlic, minced, rolled anchovy fillets, not optional, extra virgin olive oil (spanish is the best), red wine vinegar, banana peppers, very thin slices,to taste, purple onion , very thin half-moons, feta cheese, crumbled fine, red bell pepper, diced, mushroom, fresh

pork chops, boneless, sliced very thin, flour, eggs, milk, breadcrumbs, salt, pepper, paprika, butter, lemon slices

boiling water, earl grey tea (aka, 1 tea bag, recommend twinnings earl grey), honey, liquid, vanilla extract (or to taste), skim milk

quick and easy tiramisu (well..easier: ) ), ladyfingers, split, divided, instant coffee, granulated sugar, boiling water, cream cheese, softened, granulated sugar, almond-flavored liqueur or brandy (optional), frozen non-dairy whipped topping, thawed, unsweetened cocoa powder

ingredients - crepes, whole eggs, salt, flour, milk, butter, melted, ingredients - spinach filling, onions, chopped fine, butter, nutmeg, white pepper, salt, black pepper, spinach, thawed and drained, smoked caerphilly, crumbled, soft goat cheese, whole egg, parmesan cheese, caerphilly cheese can be purchased from this url, http://www.godscountrycreamery.com/serving-info/clearbrook-caerphilly, cost $5.75, a gourmet cheese shop ; persian or romanian markets, smoke caerphilly is near impossible to find.

vegetables , peelings, vegetables , from fridge (leftovers, limp or old), eggshells (any number, for calcium) (optional), vinegar (to extract calcium from egg shells) (optional), water, to cover, onion, quartered (don tsp peel), garlic , halved horizontally (don tsp peel)

unsalted butter, divided, peeled and 1/2-inch diced boling potatoes (about 4 potatoes), extra-large eggs, ricotta cheese (or 7.5 oz of each kind, ricotta & cottage cheese) or 15 oz cottage cheese (or 7.5 oz of each kind, ricotta & cottage cheese), grated gruyere cheese (to make it more cost efficient, 37.5 oz gruyere & 37.5 oz swiss cheese), kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, chopped fresh basil leaves or 3/4 cup chopped fresh dill or 3/4 cup chopped flat leaf parsley, flour, baking powder

balsamic salad dressing (i make my own, but there are many quality store bought dressings that are available), fresh mozzarella cheese, diced (now if you want to use those pre-marinated mozarella balls, you can, they just cost more), red pepper flakes, v 8 juice (a spicy tomato juice will also work), tomato paste (more or less according to how thick you like your dressing), olive oil, red wine vinegar, minced garlic, lemon, juiced, fresh basil, pre-made pizza crust (boboli is 1 brand, but any store bought packaged crust will work), parmesan cheese, grated, olive oil, dried oregano, minced garlic, ground pepper, romaine lettuce , rough chopped, pepperoni, diced (i get mine a bit thicker cut from the deli, also it is cheaper and you will have no waste), italian ham, diced (once again, just from the deli, cheaper and buy only what you need), roasted red peppers, onion, cut in quarters and thin sliced, black olives, cut in half

beet greens , beets reserved for another use, extra-virgin olive oil , plus 1 tbsp, prosciutto di san daniele, thinly sliced , then julienned, oranges zested , 1 orange juiced, ground cinnamon, red onion, sliced paper thin, salt and pepper