2491 christmas morning farmhouse Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Morning Glory Muffins
    morning glory muffins, prep time, mincook time, minready and
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    morning glory muffins, prep time, mincook time, minready, muffins, all-purpose flour 1/2 cup whole wheat flour 1 1/4 cups white sugar 1 tbsp ground cinnamon 2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 2 cups grated carrots 1 apple - peeled, cored , and chopped 1 cup raisins 1 egg 2 egg whites 1/2 cup apple butter 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 tbsp vanilla extract 2 tbsp chopped walnuts 2 tbsp toasted wheat germ
    15 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Oatmeal
    brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg and
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    brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, granny smith apples - peeled, cored, and sliced 1/4 inch thick, dried cranberries, butter , cut into pieces, rolled oats, water, apple juice, cranberry juice, salt, candied walnuts (optional)
    8 hour 15 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Wife Saver (Breakfast Casserole)
    bread, crusts removed - divided, canadian bacon and
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    bread, crusts removed - divided, canadian bacon, sharp cheddar cheese, eggs, salt, ground black pepper, dry mustard, minced onion, diced green bell pepper, diced red bell pepper, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, whole milk, butter, melted, crushed corn flakes cereal
    1 hour 20 min, 15 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Cinnamon Toast
    sugar, egg yolks, cream cheese, loaves sandwich bread and
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    sugar, egg yolks, cream cheese, loaves sandwich bread, margarine, sugar, cinnamon
    40 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Wife Saver
    bread, crust removed, sliced ham, sliced cheese, eggs and
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    bread, crust removed, sliced ham, sliced cheese, eggs, salt, pepper, dry mustard, minced onion, green pepper, finely chopped (green capsicun), worcestershire sauce, whole milk, tabasco sauce (optional), butter, melted, enough crushed corn flakes, to cover
    2 hour , 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Crock Pot Breakfast
    frozen hash brown potatoes (diced ) and
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    frozen hash brown potatoes (diced ), bacon, diced cooked and drained or 1 lb cooked ham, cubed, onion, diced, green bell pepper, diced, cheddar cheese, shredded, eggs, milk, salt, pepper (more or less to taste)
    15 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Rolls
    frozen dinner rolls and
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    frozen dinner rolls, butterscotch pudding mix (not instant ), butter, brown sugar, cinnamon, chopped nuts
    40 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Fruit Salad
    cherry pie filling, blueberries, blackberries and
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    cherry pie filling, blueberries, blackberries, queen ann cherries, gooseberries
    10 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Breakfast for 12
    butter, dozen eggs, sour cream, milk, salt, pepper and
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    butter, dozen eggs, sour cream, milk, salt, pepper, green onions, finely chopped or 1 tsp onion powder, shredded mild cheddar cheese or 1 cup sharp cheddar cheese or 1 cup mozzarella cheese
    50 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Hot Chocolate
    unsweetened cocoa powder, granulated sugar, water and
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    unsweetened cocoa powder, granulated sugar, water, scalding hot milk, ground cinnamon, cinnamon sticks (optional)
    15 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Casserole
    bread (cut crusts ), bacon, cooked and
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    bread (cut crusts ), bacon, cooked, mozzarella cheese or 2 -3 cups cheddar cheese, combined (i only used about 1 cup total), eggs, beaten, salt, pepper, milk (could add other additional ingredients that suit your tastes, but i prefer it simple like listed abo)
    1 hour 20 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Casserole at the Farmhouse Christmas Morning Casserole at the Farmhouse
    frozen hash browns, thawed, shredded monterey jack cheese and
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    frozen hash browns, thawed, shredded monterey jack cheese, diced cooked ham (or more for a main dish meal), eggs, milk, dry mustard (we use more than this), salt
    11 min, 7 ingredients
  • Morning Steak Subs Morning Steak Subs
    morning steaks, onion, button mushrooms, tomatoes and
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    morning steaks, onion, button mushrooms, tomatoes, green pepper, head garlic (need to roast until soft), submarine sandwich bread (of any kind), swiss cheese (or your fav.), cooking oil
    55 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Sausage Ring Christmas Morning Sausage Ring
    sausage, crackers, crushed, eggs, divided, milk, onion and
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    sausage, crackers, crushed, eggs, divided, milk, onion, apple
    1 hour 5 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Wife Saver - Brunch Christmas Morning Wife Saver - Brunch
    white bread, crust removed and
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    white bread, crust removed, back bacon or 16 slices ham (etc), sharp cheddar cheese, eggs, salt, pepper, dry mustard, minced onion, green pepper, finely chopped, worcestershire sauce, whole milk, tabasco sauce, butter, special k cereal
    1 hour 30 min, 14 ingredients




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