8 chili fry pizza Recipes

prebaked pizza crust (like boboli), rotel diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained very well, black beans, rinsed and drained well, tortilla chips, crushed (or fried tortilla strips), mexican blend cheese, shredded, lettuce, shredded, tomato, diced, ranch dressing or sour cream

whole wheat tortillas or 3 large your favorite tortillas, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, melted, black bean salsa (your recipe or ready made ), imitation crabmeat, shredded, prawns, cooked,cleaned,shelled,tails off, fresh garlic , smashed or 2 tbsp flaked dried garlic, dried chili pepper flakes , to taste, dried fried onion flakes (like french s), grated mozzarella cheese or 1 3/4 cups monterey jack cheese or 1 3/4 cups leerdammer cheese or 1 3/4 cups cheddar cheese (or mix them)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

garden vegetable tortillas, stir-fry beef , pan seared, chopped into 1/2 pieces or 1/4 lb left over roast beef chopped into 1/2 pieces or 1/4 lb left over chicken, chopped into 1/2-inch pieces, hot & spicy pizza sauce or 1 cup salsa, garlic cloves, chopped fine, onion, chopped, roma tomatoes, sliced, mushroom, sliced, chili flakes (optional), light danbo cheese, shredded, lite mozzarella cheese, shredded, black olives, sliced, salt & pepper, sour cream (optional)

flour tortillas, vegetable oil (for frying ), refried beans, minced onion, chopped green chilies, grated monterey jack cheese, chopped red bell pepper, grated cheddar cheese, picante sauce, sour cream, sliced ripe olives (to garnish )

pizza sauce (for pizza filling), shredded mozzarella cheese (or mexican blend , for pizza filling), pepperoni (sliced or diced , for pizza filling), olive oil (mushroom cheese), onion, finely chopped (mushroom cheese), white mushrooms, stems trimmed, cut into small dice (mushroom cheese), chopped green chilies (mushroom cheese), garlic cloves, minced (mushroom cheese), minced fresh cilantro (mushroom cheese), salt and pepper, to taste (mushroom cheese), goat cheese, crumbled (mushroom cheese), cooked chopped spinach (spinach), cheddar cheese, shredded (spinach), bacon, fried and crumbled (spinach), nutmeg (spinach), browned ground beef (meat) or 1 lb cooked shredded chicken (meat), onion, diced (meat), green bell pepper, diced (meat), garlic cloves, crushed (meat), chopped fresh cilantro (meat), sliced green olives (meat), salt and pepper (meat), tomato paste (meat), unsalted butter (pot pie), yellow onion, diced (pot pie), flour (pot pie), low sodium chicken broth (pot pie), frozen peas and carrots (pot pie), store-bought rotisserie-cooked chicken , meat shredded (pot pie), kosher salt (pot pie), black pepper (pot pie), ground beef (taco), onions, diced (taco), taco seasoning (taco), mozzarella cheese (taco)