5 friday chili Recipes

olive oil, honey, rice vinegar, lime juice, fresh parsley, chopped, jalapeno, seeded & chopped, mince garlic, onion, diced, salt, boneless chicken breast fillets, trimmed, tomatoes, diced, canned pineapple, chopped, diced red onion, minced cilantro, minced jalapenos, lime juice, salt, water, rice vinegar, dark brown sugar, soy sauce, chili sauce, minced garlic, minced ginger, mandarin oranges

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

flour, salt, water, shortening or 1 tbsp oil, ground pork, soy sauce, sesame oil, grated ginger, sugar, salt and pepper, green onions, chopped, egg, cornstarch, water chestnuts, finely chopped, garlic clove, minced, soy sauce, white vinegar, chili oil, green onion, chopped

dried red kidney beans, olive oil, topside beef, cubed, red onions, coarsely chopped, red pepper, coarsely chopped, green pepper, coarsely chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, ground cumin, ground coriander, sweet paprika, ground oregano, tomatoes, jalapeno chiles, drained and finely chopped, water, sour cream, to serve, fresh cilantro leaves, to serve