14 flea terminator Recipes

cubes beef bouillon, boiling water, whole wheat flour, cornmeal, yeast, garlic powder, egg yolks

flour, light brown sugar, cocoa, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ginger, vegetable oil, cider vinegar, vanilla, water

there was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. as she was getting her things in serving, she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. she told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. the woman also requested to be buried with her favourite bible., everything was in serving and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her., more thing , she said excitedly. what s that came the pastor s reply. this is very important, the woman continued.. i want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. the pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.. that surprises you, doesn tsp it the woman asked. well, to be honest, i m puzzled by the request, said the pastor., woman explained. in all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, i always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, keep your fork. it was my favorite part because i knew that something better was coming..like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. something wonderful, and with substance! so, i just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and i want them to wonder what s with the fork then i want you to tell them: keep your fork..the best is yet to come, eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. he knew this would be 1 of the last times he would see her before her death. but he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. she knew that something better was coming. at the funeral people were walking by the woman s casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and her favorite bible and the fork placed in her right hand. over and over the pastor heard the question what s with the fork and over and over he smiled., during his message , the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman shortly before she died. he also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. the pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either., he was right ., next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you oh so gently, that the best is yet to come..

liquid dish soap (i used dawn for sensitive skin), white vinegar, warm water

flour, wheat germ, yeast, salt, canola oil, canola oil, garlic cloves, chopped medium (optional) or 1 tsp garlic powder (optional), chicken stock, chicken stock , for basting

cottage cheese, vitamin e , capsule 1000 units, garlic powder, bacon grease

cooked hamburger meat, yeast, fresh garlic clove, chopped, raw egg (if you do not feed raw, then you can add the egg to the meat when it s still hot to help cook the eg)

unbleached flour, wheat germ, yeast, garlic, minced, vegetable oil, chicken stock

fresh mint (including stalks), water, vanilla extract, baby shampoo

wild rice, butter, onion, finely chopped, dried cranberries, chicken stock, salt, parsley, chopped, pepper

orange , zest of, large (use entire peel), grapefruit , zest of (use entire peel), garlic cloves, rosemary (optional), water

fresh mint sprigs, plant stalk and all, water, vanilla extract, baby shampoo