25184 dressing thanksgiving christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Crostini
    baguette, cream cheese, softened and
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    baguette, cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise or 1/2 cup salad dressing, italian salad dressing mix, swiss cheese, shredded, quartered cucumber, sliced, chopped sweet red pepper
    15 min, 7 ingredients
  • Thanksgiving Sandwiches
    cubed cooked turkey, dried cranberries and
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    cubed cooked turkey, dried cranberries, celery rib, chopped, chopped pecans, toasted, honey mustard dressing, whole wheat pita breads, halved (6 inches), lettuce leaf (optional)
    15 min, 7 ingredients
  • Thanksgiving Salad
    olive oil -and-vinegar dressing, salt and pepper to taste
    17 min, 2 ingredients
  •  Thanksgiving's Not Over Yet  Enchilada Soup
    sweet red pepper, finely chopped, onion, chopped and
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    sweet red pepper, finely chopped, onion, chopped, celery rib, chopped, olive oil, reduced-sodium chicken broth, green enchilada sauce, pack pumpkin, frozen corn, chopped green chilies, ranch salad dressing mix, cubed cooked turkey, toppings: crumbled queso fresco , shredded cheddar cheese, crushed tortilla chips, cubed avocado and minced fresh cilantro
    20 min, 12 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Crackers
    oyster crackers and
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    oyster crackers, popcorn oil (i prefer orville redenbachers), dill, lemon pepper, dry ranch dressing mix (1 packet)
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas or Thanksgiving Dressing Christmas or Thanksgiving Dressing
    loaves white bread , torn into pieces, celery, diced and
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    loaves white bread , torn into pieces, celery, diced, onion, diced, eggs, beaten, butter, melted and divided, turkey liver, salt and pepper to taste
    1 hour 15 min, 7 ingredients
  • Simple Chicken Dressing for Thanksgiving and Christmas Simple Chicken Dressing for Thanksgiving and Christmas
    chicken breasts, cooked, chopped, cornbread muffins and
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    chicken breasts, cooked, chopped, cornbread muffins, biscuits, sage, chopped small onion, black pepper, salt, cream of chicken soup, chicken stock or 16 oz broth
    1 hour , 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Dressed Up Green Beans Dressed Up Green Beans
    dressed-up green beans, frozen french style green beans and
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    dressed-up green beans, frozen french style green beans, crumbled cooked bacon, lemon juice, olive oil, dijon mustard, sugar ( or 1 little packet of sweet n low), garlic powder, dill weed, pepper
    10 ingredients
  • Thanksgiving Turkey Casserolethe Day After Thanksgiving Turkey Casserolethe Day After
    turkey, cubed , leftover from thanksgiving, carrot, diced and
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    turkey, cubed , leftover from thanksgiving, carrot, diced, onion, diced, mushrooms, sliced, celery, diced, butter, unsalted, olive oil , extra virgin, thyme, dried, leftover mashed potato , from thanksgiving, kosher salt & freshly ground black pepper, butter, unsalted for dotting top, paprika, sweet mild , to taste
    35 min, 12 ingredients
  • Thanksgiving Leftover Medallions Thanksgiving Leftover Medallions
    leftover mashed potatoes, leftover cooked turkey, cubed and
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    leftover mashed potatoes, leftover cooked turkey, cubed, turkey , dressing, gravy, breadcrumbs, salt and pepper, butter or oil (for frying)
    15 min, 7 ingredients
  • Thanksgiving Leftover Turkey Caesar Salad Thanksgiving Leftover Turkey Caesar Salad
    head romaine lettuce, washed and well drained , any bad s... and
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    head romaine lettuce, washed and well drained , any bad spots removed, cold diced or shredded cooked turkey, bottled caesar salad dressing (use a strong, rich, garlicky brand to hold up to the turkey( i prefer brianna s asiago caesar), cut garlic and cheese flavored croutons, i prefer tsp. marzetti s or 1/2 cup prepared stuffing, crumbled and toasted until dry and crunchy, dried sweetened cranberries (optional), grated parmesan cheese (optional), salt and pepper (optional)
    5 min, 7 ingredients
  • Thanksgiving Leftover Apple Sandwich Thanksgiving Leftover Apple Sandwich
    wheat bread (or your favorite bread) and
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    wheat bread (or your favorite bread), leftover cooked turkey , from your thanksgiving dinner, sliced baking apple, sandwich cheese, apple butter, leaf lettuce, butter
    15 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Spinach Salad Christmas Spinach Salad
    baby spinach, raspberry vinaigrette dressing and
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    baby spinach, raspberry vinaigrette dressing, chopped red delicious apple, dried cranberries, honey-roasted almond (chopped, sliced or whole !)
    5 min, 5 ingredients




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