8 bachelor chili Recipes

lean ground beef (i prefer to grind my own), stewed tomatoes, whole tomatoes, dark red kidney beans or 1 (15 oz) can red kidney beans, black beans, great northern beans, corn, ground cayenne pepper, course ground pepper, bay leaves, lemon juice, whole hot chili peppers, worcestershire sauce, aloe juice

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

olive oil, garlic, minced, onion, chopped, chopped jalapeno peppers, black beans with green chilies, drained, diced tomatoes with green chilies, drained, nacho cheese dip

chili (my family uses hormel), noodles , which is about a small package (macaroni, rotini, egg , etc.), vegetables, of your choice (my dad uses green beans from a can or peas from the freezer aisle), cheese, of your choice (we use either colby jack or the storebrand labeled mexican ), water to cook the noodles

whole wheat elbow macaroni, pork and beans in tomato sauce, crushed tomatoes, ketchup, barbecue sauce (or barbeque ), taco seasoning, dried chili pepper flakes or hot sauce

roasting chicken, whole, skin removed, water, ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, vinegar, oleo, lemon juice, dry mustard, chili powder, paprika