5 good drunken Recipes

cornish hen, beer (i prefer arrogant bastard ale), all purpose greek seasoning (liberally sprinkled), garlic salt (a good coating), pepper (whatever will stick)

equipment, digital thermometer, baking pan, basting brush, hickory chips , soaked in water for 1 hour (for grilling), ham, shot of whiskey (reserved), bone in smoked ham , (12-14 lb), olive oil, black peppercorns, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), mustard seed, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), basting, your favorite sour mash or bourbon whiskey (jack daniels, aka old no.7), brown sugar , firmly packed, stone ground or course ground style mustard (i use inglehoffer or beaver brand. see www.beavertonfoods.com for info), honey, molasses (that ll teach them damn moles), substitutions, you can substitute good quality gold tequila for the whiskey (jose cuervo aka liquid psychosis)

shelled de-veined uncooked large shrimp (16-20 count ), chopped cilantro (divided ), garlic cloves, minced, lime juice, kosher salt (divided ), good tequila, ground fresh chili paste (i prefer sambal oelek, found in asian section), olive oil, jicama (sliced matchsticks, may substitute water chestnuts), scallion, sliced

turkey (>22 lb), old expensive whiskey, olive oil, marjoram, aromatic vegetables , scraps (carrots, onions, celery, etc.), flour