10 drinks under s Recipes

vanilla ice cream , you decide how much. i prefer blue bell homemade vanilla, powdered instant chocolate drink mix , i use ovaltine. again, how much you use is up to you. just put in how much you would use with milk

vernors ginger ale (canada dry could be used as a substitution), bourbon (1.5 oz/1 jigger per drink), brandy (1 oz or per drink), honey, lemons (1 cut in quarters, squeezed and left in the pot to heat, the other sliced as a garnish in each mug)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

tang orange crystals , powdered drink, sugar, cinnamon, lemon drink mix , sugar-free (crystal light works very well), instant tea , sugar-free (crystal light)

fresh ham (shank and leg of pork), salt, original essence, ground black pepper, cayenne, dark brown sugar, whiskey, cola drink

heavy cream, sugar, freshly brewed strong coffee, sugar, walnut liqueur, chocolate liqueur, coffee liqueur, sweetened cocoa powder, garnish

banana (ripe ), scoops vanilla ice cream, scoop ice (crushed ), banana liqueur, chocolate syrup, cream

coconut milk, coconut cream, evaporated milk, white rum (recommend bacardi), cinnamon