9 better fries baked Recipes

better than fries, cut potatoes almost all the way through , drizzle olive oil, butter, salt & pepper over top & bake 425f for about 40 minutes., i have made these many times... using flavored cream cheese. great hit with all .

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

sweet and sour sauce, crushed pineapple, sugar, diced tomatoes, undrained, white vinegar or rice vinegar (rice is better), onion, finely chopped, green pepper, finely chopped, soy sauce, ginger powder, cornstarch, chicken ball batter, flour, cornstarch, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, cold water, oil (for frying ), boneless chicken breasts, cut into chunks (you should get about 6-7 dozen pieces), seasoning salt (optional)

cumin seed, coriander seed, fenugreek seeds (optional, but better with it), red chili pepper flakes, cooked chickpeas (i cook mine in the pressure cooker, but canned would be fine), chopped white onion, garlic cloves, white sesame seeds, matzo meal, chopped flat leaf parsley, baking powder, egg, salt (use less if the chickpeas are ed), fresh ground black pepper, oil (for frying , we use a mix of canola and peanut oils), tahini (sesame seed paste), garlic clove, cumin seed, toasted and ground, fennel seed, toasted and ground, salt, juice of half a small lemon (prefrably meyer), red chili powder (we prefer ancho) or 1/4 tsp cayenne (we prefer ancho), water

chopped onion, chopped flat leaf parsley, chopped basil, chopped chives, chopped shrimp (fresh or frozen is better than canned), sour cream, grated lemon zest, cayenne, all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, cold water, salt and freshly ground pepper, vegetable oil for frying

jumbo shrimp or 1 1/2 lbs , peeled,with tail and last shell segment left on (16 shrimp u10/lb), english muffin, finely minced to crumbs, pine nuts , lightly toasted in a little extra virgin olive oil, almonds , lightly toasted in a little extra virgin olive oil, crabmeat, drained and picked over to remove shell and cartilage pieces, garlic, finely minced, scallions , including tops,finely chopped (green onions), extra virgin olive oil, chopped fresh parsley leaves, jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped ,to taste, capers, drained and chopped, worcestershire sauce (white worcestershire if desired for looks, but dark tastes better), cream cheese, room temperature, crumbled feta cheese, room temperature (4 oz), fresh lemon juice , to taste, salt & freshly ground black pepper, paprika (if baking naked) (optional), lemon wedges or juice, as accompaniment, egg, lightly beaten (optional), ice cold beer or 1 cup wine or 1 cup water (optional), flour (optional), baking powder (optional), salt (optional), canola oil or corn oil (for frying) (optional), eggs, beaten with, olive oil, water, flour, seasoned dry bread crumb, sweet paprika, melted butter, salt & freshly ground black pepper

corn kernels (from frozen is better than from canned), celery, finely chopped, all-purpose flour, rice flour, baking powder, red curry paste, fish sauce, light soy sauce, salt, egg white, lightly beaten (optional), water, fresh cilantro, chopped (optional), oil (for frying in )