6 sausage and pizza food Recipes

ground beef, ground pork sausage, processed cheese food, worcestershire sauce, ketchup, cocktail rye bread

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

olive oil, onion, chopped (about 2 cups), carrots, grated, red bell pepper, chopped (about 2 cups), zucchini , cut into 1/2-inch pieces (about 3 cups), garlic, sliced, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, crushed tomatoes, english muffins, split, shredded mozzarella (about 6 oz), grated romano cheese, assorted toppings: sliced pepperoni or ham, cooked sausage or bacon, olives, cooked chopped broccoli, hot pepper slices or pineapple

flour , for dusting, pizza dough, red onion marmalade , recipe follows, house sausage , recipe follows, smoked slaw , recipe follows, salt and pepper, this recipe was provided by professional chefs and has been scaled down from a bulk recipe provided by a restaurant. the food network kitchens chefs have not tested this recipe, in the proportions indicated, and therefore, we cannot make any representation as to the results., red onions, salt, dark balsamic vinegar, divided, sugar, splash water, chopped garlic, grated onion, fresh oregano, leaves chopped, chopped fresh italian parsley, fennel seed, toasted and ground, ground dried oregano, crushed red chile flakes (depends on desired heat level), red wine, red wine vinegar, sugar, salt, ground pepper, pork shoulder, ground, head savoy cabbage, handful hickory wood chips, whole grain mustard, aioli, shallot, grated, apple cider vinegar, sugar, salt and pepper, food network kitchens suggest caution in consuming raw and lightly-cooked eggs due to the risk of salmonella or other food-borne illness. to reduce this risk, we recommend you use only fresh, properly-refrigerated, clean, grade a or aa eggs with intact shells, and avoid contact between the yolks or whites and the shell. for recipes that call for eggs that are raw or undercooked when the dish is served use shell eggs that have been treated to destroy salmonella, by pasteurization or another approved method.