9 four baked s Recipes

flour (use four bean mix below), sweet rice flour, xanthan gum, baking powder, salt, sugar, margarine or 1/3 cup butter, butter flavor crisco, liquid egg substitute or 1 small egg, vinegar, ice water (divided ), sweet rice flour, for rolling, garfava bean flour, sorghum flour, cornstarch, tapioca flour

shortening, sugar, molasses, eggs, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground nutmeg, cookie cutters--3-inch reindeer and 4-inch santa, egg whites, sugar, red, green and black paste food coloring, yellow fruit roll-up, pastry tips--star tips #25 and #9027, round tip #2 and leaf tip #67, chiclets, oat bran squares, dark chocolate thin mints, covered display base--22 inches x 16 inches, red rope licorice (four 5 inches, 1 8 inches and eight 2 inches), starlight mints, red fruit stripe gum, red shoestring licorice (9 inches), leaf-shaped spearmint gumdrops, sugar ice cream cones

unsweetened baking chocolate (that s four 1 oz squares), white sugar, raspberry flavored syrup (i use knott s red raspberry), flour, baking powder, salt, butter, room temperature (1 stick), white sugar (not a misprint, you ll use 1 3/4 cups in all), eggs, whole milk, paper cupcake liners

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

white flour, whole wheat flour, baking powder, beer, mexican style four cheeses, chicken breast boneless skinless raw, three pepper and onion blend or 1 bag, mushrooms or two cans, frozen spinach, canned pineapple, extra virgin olive oil, garlic, tomato sauce

butter, softened, sugar, egg, vanilla extract, almond extract, all-purpose flour (if using self-rising four, omit soda and cream of tartar), baking soda, cream of tartar

margarine, softened (i use fleischmann s), sugar, light brown sugar , firmly packed, vanilla extract, eggs, flour, baking soda, salt (reduce to 1/2 tsp if using ed margarine), semisweet chocolate, chunks, semi-sweet chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, milk chocolate chips (or m&m s), walnuts, broken into large pieces