8 cent Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

roasting chickens, chicken stock or 2 cups water, dry white wine, bay leaf, dried tarragon, dried thyme leaves, broad egg noodles , 375 g, butter (divided ), chopped onions, chopped celery, chopped green pepper, garlic cloves, minced, sliced mushrooms, all-purpose flour, reserved chicken stock, light cream (10 per cent), dry sherry, shredded old cheddar cheese, sliced black olives, hot pepper sauce, salt & freshly ground black pepper, fresh breadcrumb, toasted almond, grated parmesan cheese

butter or margarine, cent hershey bars (good luck on this price!) melted over warm water or microwaved carefully, flour, salt, buttermilk, sugar, eggs, vanilla, soda (recipe says a pinch ), chopped pecans , optional

dried baby lima beans or 1 lb regular size lima beans, tomatoes, onions, cut to size of 25 cent piece, onion soup mix, stalks celery, cut up, bell pepper, cut up, sliced mushrooms (optional), salt and pepper, chili pepper , to taste and may be omitted (optional)

broiler-fryer chicken, cut in parts, corn oil, soy sauce, sesame seeds, regina white wine, garlic, peeled,halved, yellow onion, chopped, brown sugar, accent seasoning , flavor enhancer, red chile (medium hot ), powdered ginger

fromage frais (8 per cent fat), cornstarch, egg yolks , large, caster sugar, milk, vanilla extract, light brown sugar, butter, flour , all purpose, cinnamon, ground, blueberries, caster sugar, blueberries, egg white, caster sugar