Timely Tree Tonic

Prep Time: 8 Minutes

Cook Time: 0 Minutes

Ready In: 8 Minutes

Servings: 4

This will perk up sagging limbs on your trees.

Ingredients:

1 cup beer

4 1/2 tablespoons instant tea

1 tablespoon gelatin

1 tablespoon baby shampoo

1 tablespoon ammonia

1 tablespoon whiskey

1 tablespoon hydrogen peroxide

Directions:

1. Mix the ingredients in 2 gallons of warm water. Give each tree up to a quart of this treatment each month throughout the summer.