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this dish will make your friends disappear Ingredients:
old moldy bread you stole from your friend |
crusty cheese from the rat trap |
grease from behind the stove(do not remove the dust bunnies,they add flavor) |
1 six pack of beer |
1 movie |
Directions:
1. Take moldy bread and place it on the countertop(if you drop it on the floor.. its okay to use it to clean up the kool-aid your kids spilled.)
2. Now use generous portions of grease to completely saturate your now tasty bread
3. fight off the rats and apply cheese to bread
4. use the skillet your mother-in-law gave you as wedding present that your kids have been using as a ping pong paddle and place sandwich in.
5. Cook on high.
6. Now time for some relaxation .
7. open beer
8. watch movie
9. call Fire Dept(because you left it on)
10. Let Fire Dept put out fire.
11. Have firefighter check and see if outside of sandwich is golden brown
12. if sandwich is black have another beer.
13. ENJOY
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