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Prep Time: 60 Minutes Cook Time: 2 Minutes |
Ready In: 62 Minutes Servings: 1 |
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You can do it better than his mother meatloaf. Ingredients:
2 roasted garlic heads |
1 1/2 roasted red onions |
1 roasted green pepper |
4 chicken livers, mashed (baby food style) |
ground beef (coarse, chili-style) |
ground veal (pick all or just one) or ground pork (pick all or just one) or ground turkey (pick all or just one) |
2 eggs |
breadcrumbs |
oyster sauce (asian section of supermarket, great stuff!) |
worcestershire sauce |
1 (2 ounce) package lipton beef and onion soup mix |
paprika |
salt and pepper (heavy on the p) |
fresh thyme (& or or any other spice you like) |
2 dried bay leaves, crushed |
2 carrots, shredded (large) |
mushroom, chopped small (dry or fresh) |
Directions:
1. Ok, I don't measure, I only cook. 2. Review the recipe closely and you can figure how much of what for yourself. 3. First Step, make your self a little drink (your favorite wine or vodka & cranberry w/ crushed ice, whatever), light up a cigarette (optional), turn on the radio, drink 1/3 of drink before food prep. 4. Roast Garlic, onion& pepper. Cool. Chop up small. 5. Mix everything together. 6. Mold, cover and place in fridge for 2 hours. 7. Bake 300F degrees until done 1 1/4-3/4 hours . Cover for half of the cooking time. 8. Problems in paradise. Send your loved one to work with a meatloaf sandwich on potato bread w/ a little mayo (an aphrodisiac), remember the extras; candy bar, napkins, fruit juice, fruit, carrot sticks, chips, love note promising mad, passionate lovemaking at the end of the day, granola bar, small salad, a mint, cookies, what ever she/he likes, et cetera. Prepare as if she/he paid $8.50 for it. Works like a charm. |
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