Just Make Yourself a Dang Case-Uh-Dill-Uh (Kip's Delight) |
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Prep Time: 10 Minutes Cook Time: 1 Minutes |
Ready In: 11 Minutes Servings: 6 |
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Inspired by the sleeper hit Napolean Dynamite. I dedicate this recipe to all fans of the movie and to the Kips and Napoleans of the world. Your pet llama may like this, too. Yes! Ingredients:
6 white flour tortillas (low carb okay, cardboard texture best, additive-enhanced) |
1 lb velveeta cheese |
1 (6 ounce) jar pace picante sauce (mild, cuz idahoans can't tolerate spicy) |
Directions:
1. Arrange one flour tortilla on Corning Ware dinner plate (the brown and orange one with the wheat design circa 1971).
2. Grate a significant amount (1 cup?) of Velveeta onto the tortilla.
3. Nuke about 60 seconds or until Velveeta starts to bubble and get crispy around the edges.
4. In the meantime, write some poetry - Your sandy hair floats in the air - To me it's like a lullaby - I'm just flying by - Oh so high - like a kite - tied to a skate -.
5. Next, spoon on some Pace Piquante (puh-connie) sauce if desired. Repeat process five more times.
6. Peace out.
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