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Flat Cat Cookies
 
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Prep Time: 15 Minutes
Cook Time: 15 Minutes
Ready In: 30 Minutes
Servings: 6
Poor kitty!
Ingredients:
1 (20 ounce) package refrigerated sugar cookie dough
1 -2 tablespoon flour
red cinnamon candies
seedless strawberry jam
Directions:
1. With an adult's help, preheat oven to temperature specified on package.
2. Sprinkle flour on a clean, flat surface and roll out cookie dough slightly thicker than what the package calls for.
3. Then, using butter knife, cut out cookies in the shape of a flattened cat.
4. Use a large spatula to carefully transfer cookies to cookie sheet.
5. Bake according to package directions.
6. While they're cooling, count out enough cinnamon candies to put two eyes and a nose on each cat.
7. Carefully flatten between the front and back of two spoons and set aside.
8. Allow the cookies to cool on the cookie sheet for about 3 minutes and then press in eyes and nose.
9. Transfer to wire rack to continue cooling.
10. Dribble jam here and there on each cookie for blood.
11. Makes approximately 3 dozen kitty road kill.
12. Sicko serving suggestion: Instead of making each cookie in a perfect cat shape, make a few that are missing a limb and/or tail.
13. Why not even sever a head or two?.
14. Drip jam blood at stumps for an authentically dismembered look?
By RecipeOfHealth.com