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Emergency Sweeeeeet Chocolate Fix
 
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Prep Time: 0 Minutes
Cook Time: 0 Minutes
Ready In: 0 Minutes
Servings: 2
Girl-type comfort food. But guys, don't be afraid to approach! This works almost as well as a tub of ice-cream for drowning ludicrous sorrows, inextricable squabbles, non-existant hunger, unreasonable resentment, immature grumpiness, unnecessary annoyance, and gaaaawwwwd-i-need-chawwwwkklaate syndrome, but only if the instructions are followed carefully. One mistake and the whole thing is ruined!
Ingredients:
2 tablespoons sweetened condensed milk
1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
Directions:
1. Mix the two ingredients well until you can't tell one apart from the other; proceed to step 2.
2. Grab the nearest spoon, dig in shamelessly, and make those slurpy sounds while licking the spoon; repeat step 1 with the rest of the condensed milk and cocoa powder in your pantry.
By RecipeOfHealth.com