3 tablespoons butter  | 
                                                2 tablespoons minced green onions  | 
                                                1 cup water  | 
                                                3/4 cup ketchup  | 
                                                1/2 cup dark brown sugar  | 
                                                1/4 cup apple cider vinegar  | 
                                                2 tablespoons hot sauce (i recommend cholula, any any hot sauce will do)  | 
                                                2 teaspoons worcestershire sauce  | 
                                                2 teaspoons lemon juice  | 
                                                1 1/2 teaspoons cayenne  | 
                                                1 1/2 teaspoons parsley  | 
                                                1 teaspoon cornstarch  | 
                                                1/2 teaspoon salt  | 
                                                1/2 teaspoon garlic powder  | 
                                                1/2 teaspoon onion powder  | 
                                                1/8 teaspoon ground cloves  | 
                                                1/8 teaspoon nutmeg  | 
                                                1/8 teaspoon allspice  | 
                                                1/8 teaspoon sage  | 
                                                1/8 teaspoon thyme  |